Wheel of Fortune ScriptHome Flash Movies Photos Text Audio ____________________________ Wheel of FortuneCast: Pat Sajak The Creeper Lady Samuel L. Jackson The Potatosheep Random Announcer Preemptive Pickle Announcer Preemptive Pickle Soldier #1 Preemptive Pickle Soldier #2 Wheel of Fortune theme music/intro. Pat walks onto stage. Pat Sajak: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another exciting and fun round of Wheel of Fortune! This round is being hosted on a Delta Sky Bus, because they are such good sponsors. The winner of our first round will receive an all expenses paid trip to Costa Rica! Crowd cheers. Pat Sajak: Let’s meet the guests, but first a word from our sponsors. Random Announcer: This show sponsored in part by… Preemptive Pickle Announcer: Preemptive Pickle. Cut to battlefield. Preemptive Pickle Soldier #1 (into radio): Sir! We need back up now! We can’t hold them! Preemptive Pickle Soldier #2: Here take this! Soldier #2 gives a pickle. Preemptive Pickle Soldier #1: Thanks! Soldier #1 puts the pickle in a bazooka and blows the heck out of a hill. Preemptive Pickle Announcer: Preemptive Pickle: the pickle of a soldier. Pat Sajak: Remember you can always find Preemptive Pickle in the frozen foods isle of your grocery. Now, let’s meet our contestants. The Creeper Lady! The Creeper Lady waves in that creeper lady way and says: Twust in Jesuth Pat Sajak: Samuel L. Jackson! Samuel L. Jackson mutters: Snakes, snakes snakes Pat Sajak: And The Potatosheep! The Potatosheep: Baaaaaaaaaaah. Pat Sajak: Now The Creeper Lady, it says here that your occupation is “riding the bus to the mall every day and drawing people with poop on a stick”. Is this true? The Creeper Lady: Twust in Jesuth. Pat Sajak: It also says that your Nickname is “The Shemale” any comment? The Creeper Lady: Twust in Jesuth. Pat Sajak: I see. Now moving on to our second guest. Mister Jackson, you were recently in the movie “Snakes on a Plane”. What was that like. Samuel L. Jackson: Where are the snakes? Come on, I know one o' you snuck them on the plane! Pat Sajak: Calm down Mister Jackson. Any snakes will be taken care of by security. Moving on to The Potatosheep. What exactly are you? The Potatosheep: Uuuum, a potato with a sheep’s head. What else. Pat Sajak: Yes, yes of course, right. Onto our first round! The category is “Saying” The Creeper Lady: Twust in Jesuth. Pat Sajak: Whoa! You got it right on the first guess! You win a trip to Costa Rica! Crowd cheers. Pat Sajak: In this round the category is “movie title”. The player to guess the title will win a free DVD! The Creeper Lady: Twust in Jesuth. Pat Sajak: No, there is no “Twust in Jesuth” Samuel L. Jackson: P? Pat Sajak: Yes, there is one p. The Potatosheep: S? Pat Sajak: Yes there are two S’s. The Creeper Lady: J for Jesuth? Pat Sajak: No there is no J. Samuel L. Jackson: Snakes on a Plane! Pat Sajak: yes, that is right! You win a free “Snakes on a Plane” D- Samuel L. Jackson cuts off Pat in mid-sentence. Samuel L. Jackson: No! Look! Snakes! On this plane! I want these mother *&#@ing snakes off this mother *%@#ing wheel of fortune off this mother &*@!ing plane! Crowd panics and chaos ensues. Eventually the credits come on from the side of the screen while Samuel L. Jackson jumps out of the now flaming plane and parachutes in for a close up. Random Announcer: Coming soon to a theatre near you: Snakes on a Wheel of Fortune on a Plane. The End |