The Ballad of the Nuns



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The nuns came from far away
they attacked and burned all in their way
from south to north and east to west
they pillaged and ravaged and gave no rest

destroying the homes of civilians
they struck terror into millions
with giant clawed hands
they gouged out the lands

the nuns nuns nuns

(chorus)The nuns they came
they burned they maimed
they set fire to houses
and stopped the rains

the nuns nuns nuns

then came the nemesis of old
and the nuns became a little less bold
the priests had arisen
from their tombs and their prisons

against the nuns nuns nuns

the nuns and the priests
they fought just like beasts
with knives and swords
against enemy hordes

fought the nuns nuns nuns

(chorus)The nuns they came
they burned they maimed
they set fire to houses
and stopped the rains

the nuns nuns nuns

the battle was fought for a centuries time
the entirety of earth covered with corpses are grime
and then suddenly the last nun realized
that no one was left to fight for her side

doom of the the nuns nuns nuns

the nun she stared at the masses of priests
she lowered her eyes to the ground at her feet
the priests cackled with evil and glee
from their point of view they had victory

over the nuns nuns nuns

The Priests they came
they burned they maimed
they set fire to houses
and stopped the rains

as the nun looked upon the stained ground
she thought she saw something moving around
she stared for a moment and then for a-nother two
what she saw was a hand in the goo

and hand of the nuns nuns nuns

as she stared on with horror yet delight
more and more hands were moving to the light
for the hands from the earth were those of the nuns
they had come back to fight! they were not done!

revenge of the nuns nuns nuns

the priests took flight only to trip and to fall
as the nuns were climbing out from the earth 'neath their soles
the priests were vanquished that terrible day
and unfortunately for us the nuns are here to stay.

the nuns nuns nuuuuuuuuunnnns